[dar-list] I sold my songs to Procter & Gamble...

[Ron Rosen]

> What nice goods could you possibly hawk using a Beatles song like "All You
> Need Is Love?"  Try disposable diapers.  Yes, P&G is singing "All You Need
> Is Luvs (disposable diapers)" in their new ads.

I was thinking that McCartney, with his Starbuck presence, was going to come 
out with a song, All You Need is Coffee (Because Love Just Doesn't Work 
Anymore).

> You want something funny?  Try using "Starbucks" in a comparison.  There 
> is
> a new chain of shops called Hair Fairies.  They literally are 
> "nit-pickers"
> or remove head lice from your kids' hair.  The founder states, "We will be
> the Starbucks of head lice..."

But Starbucks is the Microsoft of coffee, or is Microsoft the Starbucks of 
software?